46.

She is so stupid,
just so stupid.
I would asker
one day,
WHEN WAS THE
LAST TIME YOU SWEAT?
And she would go on,
go on to describe
Sour Patch,
which are SOUR!

Once another told me
"Neversettleforagirlthatdoesntgiveyoueverything"
in a last salty gasp,
her back broken
from the weight of my kindness.
Too kind.
Never two of a kind.

But I admit to the first:
I am but a Kid,
not from a Sour Patch.
I like Sour Patch Kids too,
and so do most but they are sour.
You know, girl, better than most
that if you lay
arms wrapped
legs wrapped around a Sour Patch Kid
for a night, everything in your body
hurts in the morning,
and even still by midday.
You can ask my professor,
"Sour is adaptive to detect acid"
To say, "this is bad for you"

But really, when was it?
When was the last time you sweat?