74.

eHarmony


Daily caffeine withdrawls
My professor's computer asked him:
"did u mean eHarmony?"
no one notic
ed


how that makes so much sense
why he r a n t s and claims
and has
B.A. Saint Leo University (English Literature; Theatre)
M.Phil. Trinity College Dublin (Anglo-Irish Literature)
M.T.S. Harvard University (Comparative Religion)
Ph.D. Florida State University (English Literature)

why he forgets that it is a writing class

and not English Literature 101

no one st ops him - he just talks

and we learn nothing about writing

we can't talk to him about his personal life

but he asked us to tell us one thing about ourselves on the first day

oh that really broke the ice, melted right through

he didn't get it when I said I liked ice fishing

that I had been ice fishing for 18 years

everyone in that freshman class should be 18 years old

he never listens

to anything

if he smoked weed

he would love himself

and love the earth,

love everyone on earth

love the fact that we are alive

and can feel love and that

people can love him

because some people could

if he stopped talking

for one fucking second

and let his panting heart catch up